The Adventures of Toddicus!

Friday, November 24, 2006

more renaissance festival moments than you can shake a stick at!!

as y'all know, i'm a big 'ol nerd. i hit the texas renaissance fest a couple of times this year... so i'll share some pictures of the first trip to the ren fest with ya now. and maybe next week i'll share the pictures from last weekend with you. anyway, enjoy! xoxo

off we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody is sportin' some mickey d's!!!!!!!!!!!

here come the dorks... sir toddicus and milady michelle.

o, the humour!

"let me guess... you're looking for some silver slippers..."

yep, michelle and i do it right.

i needed to collect some magic flowers and plants to cast spells on various people.

bam bitch! i knock you down with my spells!!!!

and i can turn people to stone.

toddicus in the chapel.

oh my!

mmmm-hmmmm grrrrrrll!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, people walk around with them on. i suppose it's no more ridiculous than wearing a cape and dragging around a big ol' sassafras staff.

still drinking. can you see it on our faces? they're slowing down a bit...

this druid is out.

help me up puta or hand over the frozen orange!

oh no!!!!!!!!!! the monk's junk!!

it almost killed me.

view from the ground when everything stopped spinning.

sir toddicus has a big staff.

hee hee.

hey douche-bag! this is renaissance festival, not the set of tron!

our majesties the king and queen.

the lovely queen catherine is suprised!!

her highness makes an announcement.

toddicus and a lovely witch.

ok kids- more to come- hope everyone had a fantastic thanksgiving... a new update to come soon!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo

- Friday, November 24, 2006

Thursday, November 09, 2006

the houston zoo!! (again)
******* quick update!! i added a new poem of the week, and if you've seen the pictures on the loading page, don't forget to check out my news/photo archives. you can follow my adventures around the world... happy thanksgiving and all *******

hi y'all. y'all know i love the zoo. i just gotta go all the time. especially to see those goats. anyway, i went with my family and had a blast last sunday. enjoy the pictures.

in the meantime, i've been in austin and dallas these past few weeks doing some shows, but i'm home now and expect to keep you carefully posted throughout the holidays.

oh, and kelly... i've got a new poem of the week up just for you. cause i know, poem of the week is more like poem of the every three months or so. love you puta!

y'all just don't understand how cute my nephew ian is. holy crap. we started the day at papsito's before heading to the houston zoo.

we are sooo much alike.

mama jen and baby kate watching the sea lions.

the merkats are adorable.

i tried to do one of those self shots with the little shits behind me but they darted i guess.

my brother mike with kate...

y'all know i love me some giraffes!!

ian hamming it up like uncle toddicus.

they said that it was someone else's turn for a picture... we didn't like that much.

and if y'all have been through my news/updates archives, you'll remember my obsession with the fascinating okapi.

ian is old enough to lead the way now...

ian hit his head early during the day and had a small cry. then, just before the picture was taken, he hit his head on the railing. he started crying and mama jen said, "what's a matter 'e'" and ian said, "i hit my head... AGAIN!" and we all started cracking up and it looks like the hurt went away.